At bedtime tonight....
Ethan: "Dad, maybe this is the night that we make Simon go to heaven."
Dave: "oh yeah?"
Ethan: (goes over to Simon's bed) "Simon, do you trust in the Lord Jesus as your Savior?"
Simon: (thinks for a minute) "Nope."
Ethan: "Okay then, well, you'll have to go to h*ll."
Simon: "Turkey Hill?"